Loyal fans, hold tight!

I hear your cries! It's been almost a week, and no new posts. You're wondering if you can even go on. You're wondering if you even want to go on.

Fans, I have not forgotten you. I won't bore you with excuses. I promise you: new posts are on the way. I will soon leave boring-busy-land and resume the fast, furious, steroid-enhanced posting that you have come to expect.

So step back from that ledge, my friend.